Professor of baboon history
In the beginning there was the tail. Mind grows in rancid. Long chains of idiocy, leading to terror. Peace.
Why am I here in your mind? How do I get out? This is the true terror....
Turd soup with human thoughts....
Who's afraid of the big baboon, the big baboon, the big baboon
who's afraid of the big baboon, so fucking late in the history of the universe?
I'll fucking rip your ass out through your eyebrows, punk, and all ye who doubt me.
Hitler sings at his own damnation....
"Oh, I'm sorry I was so bad, bad, bad
The things I did make me so sad, sad, sad
If you just give me another chance, I'll make you proud of me,
Fuckers."
"Sometimes a violin pizzicato is just a violin pizzicato" Sigmund Freud
Vampire of temptation...
sink your porcupine into my testicles, naked punk battalion
You have a new bill from Satan.
You gonna pay it punk, or do I have to eat your ancestors?
Screaming in the key of EVIL,
I noticed that your mind was slightly askew
The king's parrot is dead.
that's no excuse for what He did.
The king is an asshole, punk.
We do not negotiate with existentialists.
Being is a biological problem.
Live with it, punk
The thoughts that hide madness,
Can you find them, Father?
Your tumors grow restless,
and your thoughts grow wild....
You hired me because you said that you didn't have enough zombies here. You better pay me, punk.
I love folk music, and studied the music of zombies when I was in college. This set is based on that old zombie folk hymn, 'I ain't gonna gnaw on Momma's brain no more', one of my favorites.
This is mostly violin through cocoquantus into the pro 2 audio in. Eurorack plays a supporting role....
Track list (in current order):
The end of silence
I ain't gonna gnaw on Momma's brain no more
Can you sing, Father Time?
He sat idly by, disinterested, as the universe was created
Spleen saver
Scream clever, scream dark
Universal Torment Interpreter
Oh, please, shiny horned one,
Hear my submission to your eternal agony.
This set was constructed pretty much entirely with the prophet 2.
Stray toilets, baboons, and string instruments are processed through it at various times in history.
Tracklist:
Revenge of the naked dead
I can smell you scream
Universal torment interpreter
Analysis of the pygmy baboon mating ritual
Your death is very important to us
Shlock and awe
I am the creator of zombie love
The naked dead explain their horrible smell
I can smell you think
Draining the mind of the disease
A Warning to all Conscious Beings,
Consists of 4 tracks.
Hitler torments the baby Jesus
A warning to all conscious beings
Address to the citizens of Muffwiggler
The slow beheading of Nelson Baboon
Use your mind as a fungicide
Thanks! I'm hoping to have an album released soon - had it all arranged, but the guy who owns the label seems to have taken a bit of a sabbatical.
fs: intellijel rubicon $265, dixie control $65
Verbos Amplitude & Tone Controller $220
These are prices shipped to the continental US. I pay fees.
John, out of context, the sentence 'I just plunged myself deep into your slippery zombie love' is somewhat hilarious.
Thank you for the nice comments! Sorry to hear that things are not going well.
I should mention that I calculated the combined force of the set to be sufficient to unleash a million years of happiness on earth. But obviously I underestimated the forces of EVIL.
Because the traffic is still pretty low here, I should probably just post my stuff in a single thread that I can just add to. I tried to edit the title of one of the existing ones, but I wasn't able to. So forgive me posting one more, which at this point, contains stuff that I did this weekend.
these are soundcloud 'playlists', so they should keep on playing through the tracks. If they don't (which would happen to some people on mw), let me know.
Amazing Fantastic Shriek Battalion
Blinky Blinky Scream Scream
The last musical composition of Ludwig Wittgenstein, recorded just seconds before his death from the Tingler.
Alternate title: Three breasted coeds conquer Uranus with mathematics
(test of soundcloud set embedding).
Instruments used: 7 string violin, turbo Rat, Microgranny 2, Fenix
As 1 or 2 other people have said, and I have mentioned privately, I really think that there should be a section where one can talk about more general music related topics - whether about more philosophical issues, or about compositional methods, etc, etc.
On the general question about why another forum? I'm perhaps the least objective person to respond to this, but I think that people who would ask that question underestimate the number of people who are dissatisfied with the way that the mw forum has turned out. There are a few people here already who either have quit that forum, or have been involuntarily dismembered.
After getting a chance finally to play with a healthy Fenix (mine had been damaged in shipping) the last couple of days, I decided to dedicate my Culture Vulture to it. Interestingly, when I tried one with a Serge a couple of years ago, I didn't really like the combo - it seemed to make the Serge sound a bit more brittle. Sometimes that was nice, but it didn't seem to enhance the sound that much to my ears. Of course, my memory might be flaky on this.....
But damn if it doesn't sound great with the Fenix. It just seems to give the sound a little more of an edge, but still retains the Fenix sound.
Wondering about other favorite combinations that people make as their setup default....
Hi. Nelson Baboon here. I am an egocentric troll who has been banned from muffwiggler at least 50 times by now. I also own the world's only cunning umbrella, and my music can be found in various places on the internet.
